
Trump — A Sad Old Man.

Confused. Forgetful. Inarticulate. Incontinent. Incompetent.
Convicted Felon. Convicted Rapist.
Poopsie predicts he'll be in a memory care home by 2026.
Melania — An Immigrant

Immigrant. Criminal. Murderer. Rapist. Not Human.
Poisoning the blood of our country.
... according to Donald Trump.
Poopsie predicts she'll be divorced by 2027.
JD Vance — Weird

Weird. Really Weird. Really, Really Weird. Just Plain Weird.
Poopsie predicts he'll be even weirder in 2026.
RFK Jr — Bizarre

Bizarre. Strange. A Real Looney.
Poopsie thinks that missing his childhood vaccines made his voice sound like a really bad phone connection. And that brain worm sure left its mark!
When traveling, Poopsie always stays at the Small Medium Lodge!