Trump — A Sad Old Man.
Confused. Forgetful. Inarticulate. Incontinent. Incompetent.
Convicted Felon. Convicted Rapist.
Poopsie predicts he'll be in a memory care home by 2026.
Melania — An Immigrant
Immigrant. Criminal. Murderer. Rapist. Not Human.
Poisoning the blood of our country.
... according to Donald Trump.
Poopsie predicts she'll be divorced by 2027.
JD Vance — Weird
Weird. Really Weird. Really, Really Weird. Just Plain Weird.
Poopsie predicts he'll be even weirder in 2025.
RFK Jr — Bizarre
Bizarre. Strange. A Real Looney.
Poopsie thinks that missing his childhood vaccines made his voice sound like a really bad phone connection. And that brain worm sure left its mark!
Kamala Harris — Joyful
Truthful. Competent. Compassionate. Smart. Ready.
Poopsie thinks Road To Joy should be her theme song.
Tim Walz — Coach
Governor. Teacher. Coach. Union Member. Compassionate.
Poopsie thinks he's got what it takes.
When traveling, Poopsie always stays at the Small Medium Lodge!